November 2009
4 posts
New Republican Contract on America. It's New....
The New Republican Contract on America has been released. It’s remarkably similar to the previous Contract from 1994, except this one has the words “but this time, it’ll be different, we promise” at the end.
Twilight
OK, I’ve never read any of the Twilight books, but I hear that the main vampire dude is over 100 years old. Is that right? And he’s banging high school chicks. So he’s a pedophile on top of being a vampire. Why is this supposed to be good for little girls to read again?
“Is there really that much babysitting money being passed around?” — Bill Hicks
Edit: apparently...
Mutual exclusivity
I just wanted to catalog the things that I’ve seen wingnuts accuse Barack Obama of being:
socialist
communist
fascist
anarchist
muslim
atheist
nazi
black supremacist
All I can say is that it must be really tough being a socialist and a fascist, all at once. Tough to be any kind of political leader while simultaneously being an anarchist. And toughest of all? Being simultaneously...
New blog
I don’t actually blog much anymore, so rather than go through the hassle of messing with software, data import, etc., I’m just going to use Tumblr. I just want to jot down thoughts and ideas once in a while, so this will be good enough.
